May 2007 Archive 5/31/2007 (10:36 pm CST) Rainbow Foods Man Yeah, so I was all applying for a lot of jobs the previous week. As it turned out today I recieved a call from rainbow foods! Subsidiary of roundies! Awesome? Well, soon enough, I'm sitting with the manager who was frightening as hell. I felt like I was being interviewed by Joe Pesci's character in Casino. He did not smile, he did not laugh and I don't even think he blinked. At one point he asked me to describe myself and one of the things I told him was that I thought I was funny. He said nothing and moved on to other questions and after about ten minutes he stops and looks at me intensely for about five seconds and comes out with: "So, how do you think you're funny?" And it wasn't a jovial tone. It was more like: "Oh, so you think you're funny do ya? Prove it, or you find yourself in my trunk." I don't really remember what I said but... I hope I get the job... get to feel like I might be murdered everyday. It could be nice. After the interview, I bought some groceries and completely farked up the cashiers routine. I show up and place my items on the rubber thingy and as accorance with tradition she asks, "How are you today?" I replied, "Good." And decided to throw on another, "How are you doing?" Man, what she not expecting that. Instead of like a, "oh pretty good," or, "not bad," she replies: "hello." Hello? I didn't say anything because to be honest, it actually confused the hell out of me. But I must have been the first person ever to actually ask her the same question because she was completely unprepared. It is totally funny to me now. Good times. I promise I will pay attention to the news and actually have something relevant to say soon. For now you get jibberish. And you're gonna like it! 5/30/2007 (10:41pm CST) Celebrities Ok, I was thinking about celebrities. To me it seems that many people in this country are way too interested in their lives. Now I have a simple question: why? Honestly, is it that interesting to find out how Brad and Angelina's relationship is going? Are they divored yet... no? Ok, hold on... just count to five... and yes, they are now divorced. Truly, these people are not that great. In fact, I would say they are much less great than the average person. To prove my point, I will complete a comparison of human versus celebrity. Human Celebrity divorces 50% of time divorces 100% of the time probably not using cocaine most likely frequent cocaine user thinks scientology is funny believes xenu is coming back can balance checkbook bankruptcy serves societal purpose no, not really In reality celebrities are only prettier than joe or jane, they are not more interesting, more intelligent, more talented, more useful or anything else. But if you can't wait to get home from work to watch ET, more power to you. Peace. 5/30/2007 (10:17 pm CST) Kmart Hey, I'm a new employee at Kmart! Corporations around the world unite! Wait... that seems like a bad idea. Yeah, I'm not totally stoked about working for mega corporation number three. However, sometimes I need to eat food, and to eat food I need money. Which incidentily Kmart gives me in accordance with the value of my time. The value of my time in this case is eight dollars per hour. Pretty freaking sweet! Everyone remember: college is important. Yeah, I got nothing else right now. I need to start paying attention to the news. So long for now! 5/30/2007 (2:07 am CST) Peanut Butter Right now I am eating peanut butter. Peanut butter isn't too bad for you really, it contains quite a bit of protein, but also quite a bit of fat. The fat portion isn't cool because like most people, I don't like to be fat. But it is so delicious. Why must most things that are delicous also be high in fat? Why can't things that are low in fat be just as delicous. Of course, I'm sure there are low fat items that I would deem to be delicous, it just seems that usually the less healthy an item is, the more delicious it is. Also, I feel pretty lazy because I
used to know how to code HTML without editors. I felt editors were
for chumps, those too pathetic that they aren't willing to learn the
actual code. However, I am now one of those chumps. I don't
care how bloated and obese the source code gets. If it is loadable
then I am in buisnass. Yeah I spelled it that way. Its part of
my life. Growing up in a small 99.9%white town is rough, and you
either adapt to the way of life or you are torn to shreds. It just
so happens that is how we say it in our town. Have it problem with
it? Well perhaps we can come to some sort of an agreement after a
discussion on the merits and drawbacks of spelling the word that
way. For fun, I'm going to put a picture
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